Torturing the Porcelain


taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
i felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after i got through torturing the porcelain.

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