Toshture
a portmanteau adjective of the words “tosh.o” and “posture.” it references the odd physical condition of one daniel tosh when he is standing in front of a green screen. visually, the body is rigid yet slightly leaning forward at the waist, arms marginally bent at the elbow, hands curled to the rear and b-ttocks placed in the “presenting” pose; such posture is reminiscent of how one would appear if they were to sit nude upon a broom handle, candelabra candle or similar.
some thought karl to have had lower back surgery, but he actually attended a british boarding school as a teenager. alas, all those nights of isolated debauchery resulted in a serious case of poor toshture.
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