tossed blumpkin
the act of receiving a bl-w j-b and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their -ss to clean it.
tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his -sshole clean. tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
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