tossed seizure salad
the act of tossing an epileptic person’s salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
you’re an -sshole for tonguing that epileptic person’s -sshole.
i tossed an epileptic soyb–b’s salad yesterday. it tasted like hemp and granola.
i met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. we had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. it was delicious.
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