tosspaste
the gelatinous excretion propulsed from the male erectile member at the point of -rg-sm.
matt menzies, the sponge-monkey, licks tosspaste off cripple’s p-n-ses, when flaccid.
cream that is fakely -j-c-l-t-d to make it look as though a male -rg-sm has been enjoyed. ingredients slightly gone off milk, pinch of salt and toothpaste holder.
“excuse me… but i’ve just noticed there appears to be some jissum dangling from your ear?”
“no that is just some toss paste!”
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