Tostada
a v-g-n- that is wider than it is deep. the female form of chode/pud (depending on which word you use for a p-n-s that is wider than it is long – like a can of tuna)
it gets difficult going b-lls deep on jessica’s tostada sometimes.
the best item to order at taco bell. its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!
that tostada is really tasty!!!!
the skinny nasty -ss hispanic ugly female that is in the group of girls at a club.
hey she’s got gl-sses, bad acne, and weighs 50 pounds, but i’ll still do her.
nah man, she’s a total tostada.
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