total arse bastard
some one who is a total -rs- and a total b-st-rd, so therefore a total -rs- b-st-rd
“clive is such a total -rs-,” said peter.
“yeah and he’s a total b-st-rd too,” added dudley.
“i think he’s a total -rs- b-st-rd,” concluded derek.
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