Total Colon Blowout
a huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. this can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. if indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.
those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.
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