Total Existence Failure


when something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. taken (but not precisely) from “hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”. in the original usage, a sp-ceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
bob: can i borrow your car?
bill: nope. sorry. it’s having a total existence failure.

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