Total Fucking Shit Storm


derived from “sh-t storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. usually will be a life changing event.
max was in a total f-cking sh-t storm today man.
what?
ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his b-lls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
wow, at least he’s still alive.

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