total gogular failure
in swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person’s face.
brian: “d-mn, dude. what happened during that race? you’re time was freaking slow.”
tom: “i experienced total gogular failure and couldn’t see sh-t.”
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