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total memories

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• totes legit

  meaning its cool or just totally legit (cool form) p1: hey, look i got an ipad 2 p2: bro, that is so totes legit! (legit form) p1: hey, did you know that i have a touchscreen tv p2: niceee! now thats totes legit..

• tother

  “tother” combination of “the” and “other” from the northen part of yorkshire i dont want that one i want “tother” one contraction, short for ‘the other’, “was that you i saw in town t’other evening?” p-ssed of guy: “did you steal my ipod?” thief: “no it was t’other guy.”

• totser

  abbreviation for “totally serious”. on one fateful friday night, raymondo’s hairless, fair-skinned, son miguel asked “father, i’m 11 years old, are you serious about not letting me use the car to pickup pre-teens on the streets of winnipeg” raymondo responded: “tot. totser.”

• tot squat

  using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap. my son wanted to be held constantly today. i couldn’t put him down without him crying, so i had to tot squat.

• toucan sam schnoz

  an extremely large nose adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

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