total rando


1. something unexpected and irrelevant, but often amusing.
2. a strange person or thing you know nothing about.
3. a webcomic found on the internet. (www.totalrando.com)
good party last night?
i can’t remember, but there’s a total rando asleep in my tub.

Read Also:

  • presidential hand job

    when she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. similar to the hand shakes of the 45th president. aka phj ‘how’s that new girl of yours?’ ‘she hot and all but only gives presidential hand jobs.’

  • say nothing

    say nothing also known as sn means i told you, sn end the conversation. it is mostly used in a argument. person a: i told you, say nothing. person b (stays quiet ends the conversation).

  • nicholing

    when you do drugs while under the effect of anticoagulants. also called “to make a nichole”, even though they are not exactly the same thing, as this is a specific term chicks from the 1920’s coined when doing drugs with a very specific anticoagulant called “mina”. most old ladies nowadays act like they are such […]

  • spanish banana

    the kinkiest sh-t you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. this may include intense amounts of bdsm and extremely odd fetishes friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night? me: i have her the spanish banana friend: that must’ve hurt me: it did… alot…

  • beanstock

    noun: throw up. verb: the act of throwing up on another person. “did you hear, ar beanstocked on josh?” “yeah! he threw up all over his head!”


Disclaimer: total rando definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.