total recall

the act of totally recalling somthing….only joking!

total recall is in my opinion one of the best films to come out of the 80’s. in fact, it really deserves to be atop the world of sci-fi movies but is undoubtedly shunned by the braindead critics who (sadly) shape/influence to opinions of today. people find that arnold schwarzenegger films are cheesy and therefore lack credibility in the eyes of “true” fans of film, however these idiots will find the money for the latest x-men film on blu-ray.

thankfully, total recall has retained a cult-status and continues to be enjoyed by many, many people.
total recall
a total recall is when one has intercourse with a ‘busty’, ‘athletic’ and ‘skinny’ girl all in a row.
“i finally slept with a busty chick last night to complete my total recall.”
to recall, to remember something, usally nostalgic – hence the reference to sci-fi ‘nold schwarz. used during conversation when a memory comes up and needs to be shared immediately. not used for the mundane i.e. ‘can you total recall if we have any toilet paper at home?’

after one proper use between interlocutors, ‘total recall’ will be abbreviated to ‘totes rec’.
pee: …or we could go looting

poo: we’d be like omg do you total recall that time we looted all those fire victims’ houses?

pee: oh…totes rec all the sweet charred booty!… yeh but no.
when you invite all those who went out the night before to brunch trying to get the full story of what really happened
a: aah man i am so hungover , and i can’t f-cking remember how we ended up by our neighbors pool !

b:sh-t dude last thing i remember was these shots in the karaoke place

a: we need a “total recall” call everybody !
not to get confused with the expression t-ts, total recall is an exprssion refering to triple t-ts,which is when somethin is so great its better that t-ts, as in the woman from the movie
ronald: oh my god man did you see that midget do a backflip through the fire hoop into a pool of baby kittens

frank: yea, that was total recall
1. a game in which partic-p-nts take turns enthusiastically singing along to famous pop songs that they have not heard recently. this typically involves making up new words.
did you hear alex doing total recall on that elton john track? it was sick! like ten times nuttier than the orig!
complete domination
he performed a total recall