tote Hose


function: adjective

pr-nunciation:\’tō-tə ‘hō-zə\

a german expression meaning “nothing going on” or “boring”, used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. literally translated, it means “dead trousers”

die toten hosen is a german punk band from düsseldorf. they have enjoyed decades-long m-ss appeal in germany.
the band’s name literally means “the dead pants” (i.e. trousers) in english. their name is figuratively best translated as “dead boring guys”.
let’s get out of here, this club is tote hose!

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