totes awk
short for “totally awkward.” coined first by people at emerson college too lazy to say the whole words, and those who were trying to be edgy by making up new words/phrases. often accompanied by sign language movements meaning “totally awkward.”
i just ran into that guy i had hooked up with last week. it was totes awk.
totally awkward
it was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.
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