Totes Malotes
totally bad -ss!
the phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying “totally” and malote, which is chicano slang for “bad -ss.” it was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “rick and morty”, created by justin roiland and dan harmon for adult swim. it’s used by rick sanchez in episode 4 of the first season, m. night shaym-aliens!
rick and morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods…..
rick sanchez: totes malotes dawg!
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