totes mcgoats
the only appropriate response for when someone asks you to do something ridiculously cool.
jezabeth: “want to start a sea monkey farm?”
tobias: “totes mcgoats!”
finbar: “want to have role play s-x? you can be hermione and i’ll be ron.”
sarah: “totes mcgoats broskie!”
the cool way of saying ‘totally’.
popular girl 1: so are you going to my party!?
popular girl 2: totes mcgoats.
popular girl 1: cool!
totally my goats. or totally.
origin:
farmer- “who’s goats are over there?”
other farmer- “oh…those are totes my goats. totes mcgoats!”
used as a synonym for “totally.”
also used to describe something that has the quality of being awesome; “totes” being one degree of awesome, and the full-on “totes mcgoats” being used to describe a level of supreme awesomeness.
“that sandwich was the totes.”
“i agree, the totes mcgoats.”
“did he really just spend 5 minutes definings totes mcgoats?”
“mcgoats, dude.”
a phrase blurted out when one person is in agreement with another person. it is usually replaces “i agree” or “that is a favorable statement that tickles me in a way that i enjoy” in a conversation. a user of this phrase is commonly blind drunk and likes everything at the time of the phrase usage, which leads to a overwhelming over use of the phrase in a small span of time. a bout of “totes mcgoats” usually ends with p-ssing out cold or is impeded by vomit, disallowing the audible usage of the phrase or any other coherent words.
subject a – “i love you man!”
subject b – “totes mcgoats!”
subject a – “but not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that”
subject b – -inaudible response due to vomiting into a cowboy hat-
1) a nick name in the movie i love you man… 2) does not mean totally
hey whats up totes mcgoats
totally.
i totes mcgoats failed my math test today.
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