totodo-uh
the minature people of africa who happen to like dog food.
many english settlers put them in a cage and force them to make backpacks. they are around 3 feet tall and look like black mini-me’s. pr-nounced ( toe-toe-doe-uh
jim was walking home one day and realized his backpack was made from 100% totodo-uh.
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