tottermelon


noun; a genetically modified watermelon with a green rind and a blue meat and a taste of pina colada with a hint of gazelle.
1. jims dean is hungary for soemthing tropical yet gamey, so he bought a tottermelon.

2. darren and charlie are a scrumtrellescent pair of tottermelon salesmen.

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