Totu
a hero, legend one who realizes his destiny in accordance with the divine…
totuarjuna hercules samurai
a stanky smell caused by not washing one’s genital area, and/or -ss.
dammmmmn!
when she walked by me all i smelt was totu!
teleprompter of the united states.
the official teleprompter of barack hussein obama and the voice of the white house.
the totus has told america that the white house’s actions through timothy geithner to supply aig with the money for bonuses was improper and that aig should be vilified for it.
totus: teleprompter of the united states.
it is a pun on potus (president of the united states).
“without the use of queue cards or a teleprompter, our elected totus has proven what a skull full of mush he really is.”
teleprompter of the united states. see also, barack obama.
in 2008, we elected our first teleprompter of the united states (totus), barack obama.
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