toucan sam
that bird thing on the fruit loops cereal box that has like 10 different colors on his nose
“oh man i am so toucan sam, i need a nose job!”
someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. two can sam.
dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a toucan sam.
a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.
drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh
drunk’s friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
when you strategically place your t-st-cl-s on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
foo-foo was so wasted last night that i toucan sammed him for hours. he was feeling real fruity after that.
a really rude, stuck up b-tch with a nose the size of the planet. it sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you will lose an eye. her nose is so distracting that you forget she’s a girl.
“omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? she almost popped the volleyball with her nose, f-cking scary.”
anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. this only applies if the person’s a b-tch and deserves to be b-tched back at.
person 1: ouch! my eye!
what the f-ck was that?
person 2: ohh.. it’s just toucan sam, brenda schwartz walking by. are you ok?
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