touch me not


a person, usually female, who puts off the “do not approach me, you have no chance,” vibe. she/he is not interested in dating or s-x and prefers to remain friends with many people but not in super close touchy-feely relationships. they usually come off really b-tchy and fierce, but it’s just part of their natural personality traits.
“it’s a shame she’s a touch me not, she’s pretty hot..”
“don’t even get your hopes up, there is no way in h-ll she’d even consider it”
a girl/boy in grade school that won’t do more than hold hands
young boy: i tried to touch my girl friends privates and she wouldn’t let me that makes her a touch me not
a very beautiful woman that you date who doesn’t like to be touched.
you reach for your girlfriend and she runs, so you say, “come here and give me a hug, touchmenot!”

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