Touch O’ Downs


a symptom exhibited by an individual who has the appearance of partial down syndrome but does not appear to have any of the characteristics.
hector (whispers to his friend, paul, referring to p-sserby): d-mn! check out that f-cked up dude with the fivehead.

paul: man that’s f-cked up. he probably got a “touch o’ downs”.

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