touch-screen syndrome
when someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its “broken”.
guy#1: dude, can i see your computer?
guy#2: yeah sure, just dont break it.
guy#1: hey, whats wrong with your screen? did it break?
guy#2: what are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
guy#1: it won’t respond to my touch! it must be broken.
guy#2: its not broken you helpless git, it isn’t a touch- screen!
guy#1: oh! that explains it….
guy#2: dude! you must have touch-screen syndrome!
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