touch wieners
figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. it often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. in rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (beware: writer doesn’t suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one’s -ss kicked.)
note: the term also works quite well when it’s involving 1 man and a butch woman or 2 butch women.
girl: man, jeff and gary were really p-ssed at each other on friday. i hope they don’t wind up fighting at work tomorrow.
guy: no, it’s cool now. jeff took gary out for a couple beers on sat-rday night to touch wieners- and talk it out. they’re good friends again.
– this is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
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