Touchdown Constipation


1. a football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.
joe -“in the capitol one bowl penn state has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!”
pa- “yeah, for a second there i thought lsu might come back.”

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