touchdown jesus


a statue at notre dame of jesus raising his arms like referees do for touchdowns.

also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a td, you call upon touchdown jesus.
common’ baby… we need touchdown jesus….!
a) a holier than thou fan of football
b) someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
c) person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.
i was talking smack with a rival team when some touchdown jesus said, “hey don’t be rude. they just lost a big game”

i posted online that i think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. the message board resident touchdown jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

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