touchebag

also known as a hipster. as self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.
see that guy over there with the women’s pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription c-ke-bottle gl-sses?

i didn’t even think that was a guy until i saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

yeah. he had to special order that flannel. everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don’t exist. he’s a real touchebag.
n. sack or sports bag purpose-built to carry fencing swords, mask, uniform etc.
excusez-moi. has madamoiselle seen my touche bag magnifique?

mais non! nor do i wish to see it!

perhaps madamoiselle understands not. la touche bag is something i slide over my sword to keep it clean.
someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.
person a: i got a b on my quiz.
person b: i got a b+.
person a: touché.
person b: that doesn’t even make sense in this situation. go back to your corner, you little touchebag.
1. the sp-wn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.
“sean preston spears-federline is such a touche-bag!”

“look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their blackberries. what worthless people.”
a painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, f-nny packs, and tan lines.
– “wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. hasn’t he taken enough pictures of that building yet? i’m tired of waiting in line!”

– “me too. what a touche bag.”
(toosh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus -ss to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, “touche.”
that nick austin sure is a touche bag.
a jerk with snarky responses
hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time i tell you something.

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