Touf
hypochondriac, paranoid, likes to wear helmets. their feet are like two boats; their e.t. toes helps them swim faster than flipper. in certain lights, they may resemble yoshi, or even jennifer aniston. at times can be caring, but for the most part is a clown. they are very easy, and will hook up with anything; especially freshmen. may come with or without herpes, if you’re lucky.
that girl is totally a touf! look at those feet!
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