tough whore
the prost-tute in a very old joke
a man goes into a brothel and asks for a six pack of bottled beer and a tough wh-r-..the madam hands him the beer and sends him upstairs to room 3..he inters the room and says “are you the tough wh-r- i asked for”? the prost-tute replied “i sure am” at which time she turned away lifted her dress, dropped her panties and bent over. the man says “i am not here to screw your -ss”. she replied “who said anything about scr-w-ng my -ss? “i thought you would like to open a beer”…
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