Toupee
a mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? i think so.
when you are f-cking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. once you’ve reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
mike – “i got f-cking sh-tfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee”
joe – “dude i toupeed the p-ss out of this chick at a party the other night”
a hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.
honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.
use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
“i hear what you’re saying, but i really don’t know you… do i.”
“toupee!”
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