Tour of Italy
this s-xual act was inspired by the popular olive garden entree. instead of three italian entrees, this s-xual act involves three male italian s-x partners, all taking turns on one female partner.
after tony, frank, and angelo finished moving gina’s furniture, she thanked them by letting them give her the tour of italy. by the end, she was plastered with more alfredo sauce than a never-ending pasta bowl.
when you fill your -ss with spaghetti sauce and blast it on someone’s face.
“the tour of italy tastes italian to me.”
“yes, i’d love to take a tour of italy.”
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