Tour Rat


a rare bird. any person who goes to a significant portion or whole tour of a single rock band’s tour run and has the appearance (due to greasy hair and generally unkempt hygene) of a drowned rat. generally found at jam band concerts (phish,the dead, widespread panic). regarded with a mix of wonder (“what, do you have a trust fund or something?”) and disgust (“no, i’m not giving you my ticket for free.”).
dude #1 “jeez, check out the tour rat”
dude #2 “wonder how many shows he’s been to…”
dude #1 “wonder how many shows he remembers!”

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