Tourize
to act like an extreme tourist. this includes taking pictures of anything and everything, standing in the middle of a busy sidewalk reading a map, and halting the flow through subway turnstiles because you can’t figure out which side of your ticket goes in first.
tourist: “let’s tourize time square today.”
boss: “why are you late for work?”
employee: “there were too many out-of-towners tourizing the train station.”
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