tourorist
tourists who come to your town for a specific event/festival and pollute your city, crowd your bar, drink your beer, pick up your women, and roll your b-ms.
d-mn, i can’t wait until jazzfest is over, i can’t even get into my local pub ’cause of those d-mn tourorists!
noun: one who deliberately interferes with a tourist’s plans or expectations, esp. by means of inaccurate information, incorrect directions, or photobombing
tourorist reveals her favorite ways to tourorize:
1. tourist: pardon me, ma’am, but can you please tell me where the empire state building is?
tourorist: didn’t you hear? the terrorists got that one too. it was all over the news.
2. tourist: excuse me, which way is it to 34th st?
tourorist: it’s after 34th avenue. just keep going west.
3. tourist: ooh, look, a squirrel! c’mon kids, smile! (tourorist mugs with tongue out, e.g., while p-ssing.) … hey! look at that young lady! new yorkers are, like, sooo weird. that gal must be a tourorist…
tourorist: dude, i, like, totally like to tourorize!
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