Tousse
pr-nounced “two-ss” (like loose but with a t)
a person, usually male (then again that usually makes it more hilarious when describing a female), of tw-ttish proportions. ie, he’s a divvy. better used between friends rather than to really annoy someone, as it doesn’t seem to have the same impact as something like “how in holy f-ck did your mother sh-t you out you fat c-nt”.
derived from the word “tuss” – tousse is how a posh person may say tuss and therefore sounded funny as f-ck. originated in a dalston secondary school in c-mbria, england.
example 1
c-mbrian #1: is that daft lad wearing rockports?
c-mbrian #2: aye, what a f-ckin’ tousse.
example 2
c-mbrian #1: (attemping to solve a particularly hard maths problem)
c-mbrian #2: deeks! (farts in #1’s face while laughing)
c-mbrian #1: (trying to hold in laughter)…tousse.
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