Tover


n: toe-vur; one who frequents the team love forum. short for team-lover. once -ssembled together in groups of two or more becomes a magnificent task force. can be found in their natural habitats near the hudson river, atlantic and pacific oceans, omaha (ne), or scattered throughout the country generally around college campuses.

term contrived by one infamous ex-member, who later developed an addiction to cocaine and simon joyner music. (hehehe)
1) what is the p-ssword for the tover sp-ce?
2) the tovers are my best friends!
3) let’s have a tover meet up at the next tilly and the wall show!
food left over from a meal recently ate, sometimes more than one meal. .short for leftovers
we are having tovers for supper tonite.
a male who receives surprise s-x.
scott’s a tover.
an adult frequenter of internet message boards who overcompensates for guilt -ssociated with youthful h-m-s-xual experimentation by engaging in bizarre behavior over the internet e.g. buys interfriendships with gifts and inter–ss-kissing forum members; a delusional person who can not distinguish real life facts from internet fictions; one who jumps to inter-conclusions by disregarding real life facts.
he’s such a tover; stupid tover!

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