TOW

the/that other wiki. used by users of encyclopedia dramatica to refer to wikipedia.
ed: “tow likes to think of themselves as the 21st century’s answer to the library of alexandria, but, in reality, they fall somewhere closer to the collective scribblings on a truck stop bathroom wall.”
reference to friends the tv show since every episode starts with the one with (tow)
i loved the friends episode last night, “tow a dozen lasagnas”
tube-launched, optically-tracked, wire-guided missile
the iraqi tank did well, until the tow came in, and gave it the shaft.
the other woman – another woman in a married mans life
he went out to eat with someone who wasn’t his wife and whom he affectionately calls his t.o.w. “his other woman”
towards
motivation for and adv. of going tow. & disadvantages not to is for all that glitters is not gold as verbs & nouns matching with same letters i.e. all that attracts are not alchemic magnets;
uncomsg. picking up fruit dream, finding & acc-mulating things dream; words finally not accepted z mint, parsley, honey, ginger and garlic; thus having deviated off the topic tow. discrepancy.
tow – the other woman
refering to a man’s bit on the side, the woman he’s having an affair with.
“i ditched the sh-t cos i caught him in our bed with his tow ho'”
to give someone the boot, to dump.
“if he doesn’t call me by friday, he’s getting towed.”