Towel Tactics


the different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you’re p-ssed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some “you know what” after you had some fun.
guy #1 hey, i wonder what you i do with this towel.
guy #2 well i’m sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
guy #1 yes! i can use towel tactics!!

george used many towel tactics this sunday when his annoying cousin came over.

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