towel thing


a method of masturbation when you take a towel and a rubber glove and you fold them and it makes a, well… b-tthole. then you use lotion to make it more pleasurable.
jason: i just made a homemade s-x toy last night with a towel and rubber glove!
earl: you mean the towel thing?

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