towel town


n. towel town. a gentlemen’s establishment where you are issued a towel in lieu of your clothing.

ironically, the “towel” is hardly large enough to be called a wash cloth.

a bathhouse.
its an urban legend that mary double parked in front of towel town to run in for a just minute whilst the ‘ole lady was p-ssed out in the back seat.

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