toweled


the act of being high as f-ck. derived from toweley off of south park.
kurt….are you toweled out right now?
when someone is wearing a towel and it is pulled off.
i was in the lockeroom and i just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. everyone saw my d-ck.
another word for one who is extremely off head
sarge: that pinga crept up on me
mick: how are u doing?
sarge: im toweled

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