TowerTazer


towertazer – an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes…
he: did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?

she: yes, and a towertazer could put a stop to that..!

he: wonder what the aclu/unions will say about this..

she: probably want paid naps…and more sleepy workers…

he: maybe we need to all join cagi…the citizen’s union..

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