town drunk
the life of the party who also happens to f-ck up alot of sh-t at the party
town drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over
the man or woman most known in your particular munic-p-lity for drinking. normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
the hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
white collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. town drunks can often be seen doing the irish commute home from happy hour.
karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!
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