Toxford


a dictionary that surp-sses the current 21st century dictionaries. originated from the 16th century a.d., it was known as toss-fourd (which is gaelic for “ultimate knowledge”). consequently, it evolved through time and have since grown from 1 word “sh-tmaster” to 162 million words. it’s authors, now dead, coined the phrase “with toss-fourd, men are fed”
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