n.) a false idea that men are expected to be as manly as possible even though they’re definitely not regularly expected to drink gallon sized beers in under three seconds, grow out gravely beards by mere thought alone, kill sharks with their bare hands, and f*ck two thousand women on the daily. commonly *ssociated with the “men need feminism too” argument.
femmy: when you went to that camp, did no one accept the fact that you were less manly than others and reject you for being your true self?
me: on the contrary. they were perfectly fine with me being myself, since they were normal people who actually knew how to communicate with each other.
femmy (now entering triggered state) you’re triggering me by providing factual evidence of my claims about toxic masculinity being false. i need my safe sp*ce.
short fat little kids name look its a dinard trying to run for lunch a mentally r*t*rd kid, who is somewhat nice at times. he is a crossdresser and is known as “chode”. has a centimeter peter i swear, dinard is always chasing donuts or victoria.
- holocaust jocks
holocaust jocks describes the result of eating foods of adequate chilli and spice to cause severe flatulence so potent that the gas may be harmful to the individual and those around them. a common cause of holocaust jocks is lamb rogan josh. mother: william where would you like to go for dinner for your birthday? […]
- caramel tunnel
having intercourse *n*lly. commonly phrased as “taking the caramel tunnel.” chris: did you f*ck justine last night? michael: no, she’s saving herself for marriage, we’re only doing it through the caramel tunnel.
a s*xual act in which the male partner proceeds to *j*c*l*t* onto the other partner’s face whilst exclaiming: “mmmmmmmmmmmmm… creamy!” “who did you expect?, sportaflop?” -robby rotten, 1095 – 1291