Toy Muffin


a little person who someone takes under their wing, a “minime”, a boy toy (but in a non way), a kid who hangs around you all the time (not to be racist, but usually little asian people).
“awwwwwwww!! he is so cute! he totally has to be my toy m-ffin!!”

“i love my little toy m-ffin, he’s so adorable!”

Read Also:

  • toy-poloi

    a young working-cl-ss or chav lover for consensual but totally commitment-free s-x – who was that cute but scrawny guy henrietta was with yesterday? – oh that’s darren from the public housing project/council estate in new jersey/moss-side. he’s her toy-poloi and they’re having a lot of fun together, but they’re sooo not an item!

  • Trilsk

    a) h-m-s-xual member of ebonlore b) flamingly gay act “wow, touching his -ss was trilsk” see also: yatta yatta that dance was really trilsk.

  • Trim Master

    one who has mastered the art of pulling “trim”. a very skilled and talented individual who has the uncanny ability to get the ladies. hey, did you see nick pulling all those b-tches last night? yeah i did, that guy is the trim master! i’d cut off both my hands for one of his.

  • wonder blunt

    a crazy -ss blunt at least an ounce in 1 small blunt i smoked a wonder blunt this weekend i was so f-ckin hungry

  • Wonderfucking

    a word to put emphasis on something when it is wonderful to the extreme that weed is wonderf-cking amazing! it was wonderf-cking hilarious!!


Disclaimer: Toy Muffin definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.