Toyota Camry


only the most common car in the u.s. (for about 7 years in a row), not to mention the fact that they’re almost always the same colour, leading you to get bl–dy well confuzzled if you’ve got one and can’t f-cking find it in a parking garage because of all the others that look just like it.
i have a toyota camry, and it can’t go fast or impress anyone, yet it’ll get you where you need to go, just as long as you remember where you parked it.
a reliable midsize family sedan that has a god gas mileage and is much better than a honda accord. also the most poular car in the world.
person #1: look at my new honda accord
person #2: not as good as my toyota camry.
a family car — however, if you put a “l” on the front, you can make a brain-dead loser think it’s a luxury car
is that a luxury car?
no, that’s just a toyota camry, like the one in my driveway. what car doi you have?
a silverado.
can you give me a lift to the junkyard. my camry needs a new cylender head

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