toytle


verb. 1. to strike the back of a friend’s neck with the objective of forcing him to hunch up his shoulders like a turtle 2. a slap to the back of the neck in which the striker shouts “toytle” exempting him from retaliation
john toytled mark so hard mark’s shoulders were hunched up for weeks.

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